Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...