George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
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