Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...