Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...