An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....