What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...