On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!