Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...