Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...