Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.