Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...