Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...