I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...