Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...