The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...