Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
The Latest E-mail Virus
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!