Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...