Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...