The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...