Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...