Darwin Awards
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Why do men die before their wives?
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Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
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Resume Bloopers
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School dinners come on a plate!
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Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
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Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...