A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...