Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...