Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.