stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...