The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.