I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Woman’s instructions
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walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...