Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...