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Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
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Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
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|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Out All Night Drinking
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