Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...