Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...