Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...