Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...