A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...