What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...