36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...