Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...