Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.