The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...