But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...