The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...