New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...