Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...