What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
The Ballerina
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
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Why do mice have long tails?
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Warning all shoplifters
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Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
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Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....