Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...