Lease nuclear weapons
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Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
If Dell ran Christmas…
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An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...