Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger...