What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...