This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!