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Why Legs?
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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
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One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...