cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.