What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
They sit eggsaminations!
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K9 is for assistance
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Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...