How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...