Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...